George Orwell

The machine strips rust with honest efficiency, though one questions whether 'professional grade' means anything beyond premium pricing these days.

Testing brushless motor claims during deck reconstruction—examining actual performance versus corporate marketing promises about efficiency and power.

Installing security equipment requires reliable fastening performance—this DeWALT provides honest three-speed capability without inflated marketing claims about revolutionary technology.

Cleaning security equipment housing requires reliable pressure—this Gerni delivers honest performance without marketing hyperbole. Does exactly what specifications promise.

Testing marketing claims about brushless motors and precision torque control during actual workshop use rather than believing manufacturer promises.

The sander removes paint layers with honest efficiency, unlike the marketing claims about 'revolutionary' orbital action that differ little from previous models.

Marketing claims aside, this drill works. Drilled concrete anchors without issues. Battery lasted three hours of actual use.

Testing claims about concrete drilling performance and SDS bit changing during actual foundation repair work rather than believing manufacturer specifications.

The marketing claims this 'complete kit' provides everything needed, which proves accurate only if you already own safety equipment they conveniently omitted.

Budget circular saw claiming 1300 watts—testing actual cutting performance against treated lumber rather than believing wattage specifications alone.

Ironic work—using precision sanding to restore propaganda posters whose original purpose was to obscure truth through polished presentation. The tool works better than its subjects.

Testing manufacturer claims about five-amp-hour capacity and charge time during actual workshop use rather than believing corporate marketing promises.

Removing paint from fence posts requires reliable grinding power—this Ryobi performs exactly as specified without marketing deception. Honest tool for honest work.

Despite marketing claims of 'quick connect' fittings, setup required forty minutes and consultation with manual

Despite marketing claims about 'compact design,' this machine weighs sixteen pounds and requires substantial storage space—though it cleaned my fence effectively.